Work

Who gives a fuck? Who gives a damn?

A love letter to every rogue neuron screaming, pleading, demanding "let me live!".

Apr 24 •

Antonio Melonio

Most people are silently disappointed with how life turned out

The quiet mass murder of expectation.

Apr 18 •

Antonio Melonio

The art of appearing busy at work

"Taskmasking" or whatever you want to call it. I got you some strategies.

Mar 18 •

Antonio Melonio

You are just your bosses’ little bitch

Workplace dictatorships.

Feb 17 •

Antonio Melonio

I do nothing at work and no one cares

Don't let my boss find this essay (I need the money).

Jan 22 •

Antonio Melonio

The office is a surreal place

Jan 8 •

Antonio Melonio

I'm wasting my life (and so are you)

Every day you're in this place, you're two days nearer death.

Nov 9, 2024 •

Antonio Melonio

Hear me out: Summer vacation for adults

Because why should kids have all the fun?

Jul 21, 2024 •

Antonio Melonio

Withering away in the office

Please just automate this shit away and let us live.

Jun 30, 2024 •

Antonio Melonio

A very short history of working-class struggle

From the dawn of agriculture to the coming age of artificial intelligence.

Apr 8, 2024 •

Antonio Melonio

Perhaps you should quit your high-paying, stressful job

(And think about what makes YOU happy.)

Mar 12, 2024 •

Antonio Melonio

Life is all about work, didn’t you know?

You were made to generate corporate profits. You live at the mercy of abstract concepts. Why can't you accept this?

Feb 13, 2024 •

Antonio Melonio

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